Thursday, May 23, 2013

Instructions: How to Murder Somebody


According to google,
the fastest, most efficient way is to kill a person is to break their neck

according to my grandpa,
it's to grab a rifle and aim for the left quadrant of their chest

But i'm most certain of a way that will surely knock them out.
It won't be fast, it will be slow, and long, and agonizing

But it's very simple, so listen closely:

Tell them you love them,
 and never talk to them again.



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